Two and a Half Men — Season 9

E01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 19 Sep 2011 E02 People Who Love Peepholes 26 Sep 2011 E03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 03 Oct 2011 E04 Nine Magic Fingers 10 Oct 2011 E05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 17 Oct 2011 E06 The Squat and the Hover 24 Oct 2011 E07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 31 Oct 2011 E08 Thank You for the Intercourse 07 Nov 2011 E09 Frodo's Headshots 14 Nov 2011 E10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 21 Nov 2011 E11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 05 Dec 2011 E12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 12 Dec 2011 E13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 02 Jan 2012 E14 A Possum on Chemo 16 Jan 2012 E15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 06 Feb 2012 E16 Sips, Sonnets, and Sodomy 13 Feb 2012 E17 Not in My Mouth! 20 Feb 2012 E18 The War Against Gingivitis 27 Feb 2012 E19 Palmdale, Ech 19 Mar 2012 E20 Grandma's Pie 09 Apr 2012 E21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 16 Apr 2012 E22 Why We Gave Up Women 30 Apr 2012 E23 The Straw in My Donut Hole 07 May 2012 E24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 14 May 2012