Two and a Half Men — Season 1

E01 Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal 22 Sep 2003 E02 Big Flappy Bastards 29 Sep 2003 E03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 06 Oct 2003 E04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 13 Oct 2003 E05 The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump 20 Oct 2003 E06 Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 27 Oct 2003 E07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 03 Nov 2003 E08 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful 10 Nov 2003 E09 Phase One, Complete 17 Nov 2003 E10 Merry Thanksgiving 24 Nov 2003 E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 15 Dec 2003 E12 Camel Filters and Pheromones 05 Jan 2004 E13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 12 Jan 2004 E14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 02 Feb 2004 E15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 09 Feb 2004 E16 That Was Saliva, Alan 16 Feb 2004 E17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 23 Feb 2004 E18 An Old Flame with a New Wick 01 Mar 2004 E19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 22 Mar 2004 E20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 19 Apr 2004 E21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 03 May 2004 E22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 10 May 2004 E23 Just Like Buffalo 17 May 2004 E24 Can You Feel My Finger? 24 May 2004