Episode 1
Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police
November 5, 2020
Episode 2
Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error
November 12, 2020
Episode 3
Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody
November 19, 2020
Episode 4
Astronauts and Fat Trimmings
December 3, 2020
Episode 5
Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
December 17, 2020
Episode 6
Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
January 21, 2021
Episode 7
S’Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
February 11, 2021
Episode 8
Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
February 18, 2021
Episode 9
Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
February 25, 2021
Episode 10
Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
March 4, 2021
Episode 11
Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary
March 11, 2021
Episode 12
Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic
April 1, 2021
Episode 13
Klondike-Five and a Secret Family
April 8, 2021
Episode 14
Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy
April 15, 2021
Episode 15
Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear
April 22, 2021
Episode 16
Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak
April 29, 2021
Episode 17
A Community Hero and a Wide Turn
May 6, 2021
Episode 18
My Kinda People and the Big To-Do
May 13, 2021
Episode 1
Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper
September 26, 2019
Episode 2
Pop Pop and a Puma
October 3, 2019
Episode 3
Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking
October 10, 2019
Episode 4
Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird
October 17, 2019
Episode 5
Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us
October 24, 2019
Episode 6
Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche
November 7, 2019
Episode 7
Pork Butt and a Mall Walker
November 14, 2019
Episode 8
Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism
November 21, 2019
Episode 9
Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff
December 5, 2019
Episode 10
Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show
December 12, 2019
Episode 11
One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress
January 9, 2020
Episode 12
Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome
January 16, 2020
Episode 13
Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors
January 30, 2020
Episode 14
Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus
February 6, 2020
Episode 15
Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List
February 13, 2020
Episode 16
Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll
February 20, 2020
Episode 17
Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No
March 5, 2020
Episode 18
A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers
March 12, 2020
Episode 19
Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
April 2, 2020
Episode 20
Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog
April 16, 2020
Episode 1
Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime
September 27, 2018
Episode 2
Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion
October 4, 2018
Episode 3
Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook
October 11, 2018
Episode 4
Big Sauce and Coconut Water
October 18, 2018
Episode 5
Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous
October 25, 2018
Episode 6
Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz
November 1, 2018
Episode 7
Puzzle Club and a Closet Party
November 8, 2018
Episode 8
Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa
November 15, 2018
Episode 9
Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo
November 29, 2018
Episode 10
Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class
December 6, 2018
Episode 11
Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates
December 13, 2018
Episode 12
Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience
January 10, 2019
Episode 13
Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire
January 17, 2019
Episode 14
Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie
January 31, 2019
Episode 15
Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town
February 14, 2019
Episode 16
Skippy and the Knowledge Hole
February 21, 2019
Episode 17
A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses
March 7, 2019
Episode 18
Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose
April 4, 2019
Episode 19
Lumbar Support and Old Pork
April 18, 2019
Episode 20
Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip
April 25, 2019
Episode 21
Fingers Guns and a Beef Bourguignon
May 2, 2019
Episode 22
Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada
May 9, 2019
Episode 1
Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes
November 2, 2017
Episode 2
Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's
November 9, 2017
Episode 3
A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion
November 16, 2017
Episode 4
Fancy Crackers and Giant Women
November 23, 2017
Episode 5
Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy
November 30, 2017
Episode 6
Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye
December 7, 2017
Episode 7
Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros
December 14, 2017
Episode 8
An Epi-pen and a Security Cat
December 21, 2017
Episode 9
Teenage Vampires and a White Russian
January 4, 2018
Episode 10
A Bear and a Bladder Infection
January 11, 2018
Episode 11
Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People
January 18, 2018
Episode 12
Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal
February 1, 2018
Episode 13
Pudding and a Screen Door
March 1, 2018
Episode 14
Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe
March 8, 2018
Episode 15
Esta Loca and a Little Klingon
March 29, 2018
Episode 16
Eight Cats and the Hat Show
April 5, 2018
Episode 17
Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head
April 12, 2018
Episode 18
Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire
April 19, 2018
Episode 19
A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress
April 26, 2018
Episode 20
Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots
May 3, 2018
Episode 21
Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle
May 10, 2018
Episode 22
Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head
May 10, 2018
Episode 1
High-tops And Brown Jacket
October 27, 2016
Episode 2
Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop
November 3, 2016
Episode 3
Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers
November 10, 2016
Episode 4
Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare
November 17, 2016
Episode 5
Blow and a Free Mcmuffin
November 24, 2016
Episode 6
Xanax and a Baby Duck
December 1, 2016
Episode 7
Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie
December 8, 2016
Episode 8
Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn
December 15, 2016
Episode 9
Bad Hand and British Royalty
January 5, 2017
Episode 10
A Safe Word and a Rib Eye
January 12, 2017
Episode 11
Good Karma and the Big Weird
January 19, 2017
Episode 12
Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness
February 2, 2017
Episode 13
A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm
February 9, 2017
Episode 14
Roast Chicken and a Funny Story
February 16, 2017
Episode 15
Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin
February 23, 2017
Episode 16
Martinis and a Sponge Bath
March 9, 2017
Episode 17
Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog
March 30, 2017
Episode 18
Tush Push and Some Radishes
April 6, 2017
Episode 19
Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute
April 13, 2017
Episode 20
A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold
April 27, 2017
Episode 21
A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral
May 4, 2017
Episode 22
Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet
May 11, 2017
Episode 1
Terrorists and Gingerbread
November 5, 2015
Episode 2
Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
November 12, 2015
Episode 3
Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
November 19, 2015
Episode 4
Sawdust and Brisket
November 26, 2015
Episode 5
A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince
December 10, 2015
Episode 6
Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention
December 17, 2015
Episode 7
Kreplach and a Tiny Tush
January 7, 2016
Episode 8
Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip
January 14, 2016
Episode 9
My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip
January 21, 2016
Episode 10
Quaaludes and Crackerjack
February 4, 2016
Episode 11
Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver
February 11, 2016
Episode 12
Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride
February 18, 2016
Episode 13
Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side
February 25, 2016
Episode 14
Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken
March 3, 2016
Episode 15
Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby
March 10, 2016
Episode 16
Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men
April 7, 2016
Episode 17
Caperberries and a Glass Eye
April 14, 2016
Episode 18
Beast Mode and Old People Kissing
April 21, 2016
Episode 19
A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle
April 28, 2016
Episode 20
Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake
May 5, 2016
Episode 21
Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
May 12, 2016
Episode 22
Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
May 19, 2016
Episode 1
Hepatitis and Lemon Zest
October 30, 2014
Episode 2
Figgy Pudding and the Rapture
November 6, 2014
Episode 3
Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide
November 13, 2014
Episode 4
Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage
November 20, 2014
Episode 5
Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica
November 27, 2014
Episode 6
Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt
December 4, 2014
Episode 7
Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate
December 11, 2014
Episode 8
Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale
December 18, 2014
Episode 9
Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint
January 8, 2015
Episode 10
Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
January 15, 2015
Episode 11
Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling
January 22, 2015
Episode 12
Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
January 29, 2015
Episode 13
Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
February 5, 2015
Episode 14
Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
February 12, 2015
Episode 15
Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
February 26, 2015
Episode 16
Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
March 5, 2015
Episode 17
A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head
March 12, 2015
Episode 18
Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
April 2, 2015
Episode 19
Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
April 9, 2015
Episode 20
Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
April 16, 2015
Episode 21
Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
April 23, 2015
Episode 22
Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
April 30, 2015
Episode 2
A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
September 30, 2013
Episode 3
A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork
October 7, 2013
Episode 4
Loathing and Tube Socks
October 14, 2013
Episode 5
Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag
October 21, 2013
Episode 6
Abstinence and Pudding
October 28, 2013
Episode 7
Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast
November 4, 2013
Episode 8
Big Sur and Strawberry Lube
November 11, 2013
Episode 9
Zombies and Cobb Salad
November 18, 2013
Episode 10
Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
November 25, 2013
Episode 11
Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
December 2, 2013
Episode 12
Corned Beef and Handcuffs
December 16, 2013
Episode 13
Hot Soup and Shingles
January 13, 2014
Episode 14
Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
January 20, 2014
Episode 15
Fireballs and Bullet Holes
January 27, 2014
Episode 16
Nietzsche and a Beer Run
February 3, 2014
Episode 17
Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
February 24, 2014
Episode 18
Sonograms and Tube Tops
March 3, 2014
Episode 19
Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich
March 17, 2014
Episode 20
Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus
March 24, 2014
Episode 21
Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries
March 31, 2014
Episode 22
Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession
April 14, 2014